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[12-29 23:59] [Chat] Milton Waddams: The ratio of people to cake is too big.
[12-29 23:59] [Chat] Roku: don't worry, you will get your piece, just pass it down
[12-29 23:59] [Chat] Tom Smykowski: [Smykowski is in a full-body cast] Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me.
[12-30 00:00] [Chat] Roku: ' I'll burn the place down'
[12-30 00:00] [Chat] Roku: Jump to Conclusions
[12-30 00:00] [Chat] Bob Slydell: No. No, of course not. We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.
[12-30 00:00] [Chat] Roku: Flair?  Here's my flair..
[12-30 00:00] [Chat] Peter Gibbons: Actually, I'm being promoted.
[12-30 00:01] [Chat] Michael Bolton: 'PC Load Letter'? What the fuck does that mean?
[12-30 00:01] [Chat] Roku: Samir...noggana... nodganna.. not gonna work here anymore.
[12-30 00:01] [Chat] Peter Gibbons: Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well.
[12-30 00:01] [Chat] Roku: Paper Cassette -  Load letter sized paper
[12-30 00:02] [Chat] Roku: I like the othe rline about miltons layoff
[12-30 00:02] [Chat] Roku: I can't quote it perfectly
[12-30 00:02] [Chat] Icewolfz: the one whre they just fix the mistake?
[12-30 00:02] [Chat] Icewolfz: cant find a good quote on that one
[12-30 00:02] [Chat] Roku: but its like, well he was let go in a rif 5 years ago but due to an payroll mistake he's been paid
[12-30 00:03] [Chat] Roku: so we fixed the glitch
[12-30 00:03] [Chat] Roku: so you fired him?  no we fixed the glitch, so we won't get paid.
[12-30 00:03] [Chat] Bob Slydell: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.
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12:31, Vaigday, Altki 5, 219 AD.

[12-29 23:59]	[Chat]	Milton Waddams: The ratio of people to cake is too big.
[12-29 23:59]	[Chat]	Roku: don't worry, you will get your piece, just pass it down
[12-29 23:59]	[Chat]	Tom Smykowski: [Smykowski is in a full-body cast] Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me.
[12-30 00:00]	[Chat]	Roku: ' I'll burn the place down'
[12-30 00:00]	[Chat]	Roku: Jump to Conclusions
[12-30 00:00]	[Chat]	Bob Slydell: No. No, of course not. We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.
[12-30 00:00]	[Chat]	Roku: Flair? Here's my flair..
[12-30 00:00]	[Chat]	Peter Gibbons: Actually, I'm being promoted.
[12-30 00:01]	[Chat]	Michael Bolton: 'PC Load Letter'? What the fuck does that mean?
[12-30 00:01]	[Chat]	Roku: Samir...noggana... nodganna.. not gonna work here anymore.
[12-30 00:01]	[Chat]	Peter Gibbons: Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well.
[12-30 00:01]	[Chat]	Roku: Paper Cassette - Load letter sized paper
[12-30 00:02]	[Chat]	Roku: I like the othe rline about miltons layoff
[12-30 00:02]	[Chat]	Roku: I can't quote it perfectly
[12-30 00:02]	[Chat]	Icewolfz: the one whre they just fix the mistake?
[12-30 00:02]	[Chat]	Icewolfz: cant find a good quote on that one
[12-30 00:02]	[Chat]	Roku: but its like, well he was let go in a rif 5 years ago but due to an payroll mistake he's been paid
[12-30 00:03]	[Chat]	Roku: so we fixed the glitch
[12-30 00:03]	[Chat]	Roku: so you fired him? no we fixed the glitch, so we won't get paid.
[12-30 00:03]	[Chat]	Bob Slydell: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the glitch. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.
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