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[11-30 19:49][Newbie]Stryder: A dsylexic walks into a BRA...
[11-30 19:49][Newbie]Shandia: HAHAHAHAHA
[11-30 19:49][Newbie]Icewolfz: the girl must have been bad
[11-30 19:49][Newbie]Icewolfz: mad
[11-30 19:49][Newbie]Heric: I have not done that in a long time.
[11-30 19:51][Newbie]Icewolfz: A monk walks over to a hot dog vendor and says 'I'll have one with everything' and hands the vendor a $20. The monk gets his hot dog and after a minute or so says 'So where's my change?' to which the vendor replies, 'Change comes from within'.
[11-30 19:52][Newbie]Icewolfz: How many orcs can ye fit in a barrel?
[11-30 19:52][Newbie]Heric nods, hate when they use that one
[11-30 19:52][Newbie]Icewolfz: with the right spell...all of 'em.
[11-30 19:52][Newbie]DM 'You come to a fork in the road.'
[11-30 19:52][Newbie]PC 'I pick it up.'
[11-30 19:53][Newbie]Icewolfz: How many Devs does it take to light a street oil lamp?
[11-30 19:53][Newbie]Forrest shrugs.
[11-30 19:53][Newbie]Icewolfz: 300, 1 Dev to command, and 299 corporate wigs to argue about logistics.
[11-30 19:53][Newbie]Forrest: I'll ask lt. Dan
[11-30 19:53][Newbie]Icewolfz: What do you call a bard with no hands?
[11-30 19:54][Newbie]Icewolfz: No holds Bard
[11-30 19:54][Newbie]Void: and one to yell 'This is Dev!!'
[11-30 19:54][Newbie]Thortol: How many jumping jacks can a mouse do while blindfolded?
[11-30 19:54][Newbie]Thortol: 12
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